Chuck Norris
By Aage Jaeger
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Women can't resist him because of his beard, big muscles and large amount of body hair, and the fact that he never cries.

Determination and discipline are keywords for martial arts expert Chuck Norris.

One thing Chuck Norris can and will not tolerate, is a bully who don't respect authority. He will hunt you down and stare at you with his fists clenched. Then, unless you get on your knees and beg for mercy, he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

If he sees a grizzly bear, he attacks.

He works out for two hours every day on his exercise machine system "Total Gym" which he invented himself.

Chuck Norris is a 6 times karate world champion. He invented his own martial art: Chun Kuk Do. And he holds an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do martial arts system.
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