If you don’t understand the header, don’t worry. This post isn’t really about peppermints, as far as you know. It’s about horrible and stupid acts, and what causes them.
With or without intent, at some point everybody does something horrible or at least really, really stupid, right? But hey! When it happens to you, just remember that there’s got to be a very simple explanation. Like if you listened to heavy metal music.. with subliminal messages! Aaaah! The cunning ways of SATAN and his disciples. . Of course they’d make heavy metal music with messages that you can only hear if you play it in reverse. Only your subconscience can percieve it. It’s ridiculously unbelievable, yes, but that’s exactly the pure evil genious of it.
Judas Priest almost got busted in 1999, after a pair of teenage kids had attempted to blow their silly little heads off with a shotgun. For one of the kids the task proved too complicated. He survived and with his parents decided to sue Judas Priest, accusing them of intentionally putting a reverse message saying “Do it!” into their song Better By You, Better Than Me. (Apparently nobody ever questioned wether the “It” meant “kill yourself”. Instead of for example “eat a squirrel”.) Eventually the evil satanworshipping heavy metal bastards got off the hook, because they – devious as they are – had also put a harmless reverse message about peppermints into the song.
It’s my favorite US court case story:
(There’s a documentary on Youtube as well, called Daydream Deceivers, which goes a lot further in depth with the case.)
For some reason many of the stories about horrible and/or really, really stupid acts take place in the USA. And a lot of them seem to end up in court cases. Some of which amazingly entertaining and ludicrous. Such as the famous story about a woman who tried to dry her cat in the microwave. To her surprise it died. This time nobody sued Judas Priest. But she sued the microwave company for not having a warning in their manual saying “do not put alive animals in the microwave”. As the story goes, she won the case.
There are a lot of these type of court case stories to be found if you google around a bit. Here’s one link. And another.
I think in the Judas Priest case, the prosecutor made a terrible mistake by playing samples of the satanic peppermint messages. In his verdict the judge had clearly himself become a freshly recruited brainwashed disciple of SATAN, saying that when playing any recordings of human speech backwards, there will be sound that can be interpreted as sentences, but that this was “purely coincidental”. But us decent churchgoing people who only listen to Burt Bacharach and Celine Dijon, we know that it was those evil heavy metal SATAN worshippers Judas Priest who were the real culprits.
Tags: brainwashed, court case, do it, heavy metal, i asked for a peppermint, judas priest, peppermint, satan, satanism, shotgun, subliminal messages, suicide
